IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER
IT IS TIME
TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
this entire month is halloween don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
this wins Halloween
horses joining the clique
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
It’s hilariously disgusting that water is a commodity
You can own water now
FUCK THAT WATER IS FOR EVERYONE
WATER FUCKING SUSTAINS LIFE AND WE HAVE THESE OLD ASS WHITE PEOPLE LITERALLY BUYING THE SHIT AND WITHHOLDING IT FROM PEOPLE
WHAT A JOKE
I’m too depressed to go on, you’ll be sorry when I’m gone
"Adam’s Song" by Blink-182
"I never thought I’d die alone, I laughed the loudest who’d have known…"
Blink-182 // Adam’s Song
People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with.
i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING
I am obligated to reblog this on the grounds that it is insanely annoying and I want it.
oh my god. i cannot stop laughing
oh my god they’re really cute and i;m laughing so hard
The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:
In 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.
That’s how I feel right now.
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
I held tight to
You left in the wake
The sharp jagged edges
And broken limbs
Fitting into a molds
I was never meant to fill.
Your Daughter Wasn’t a Son and Your Son Wasn’t Enough // a.h.